OUR ADVICE FOR HOLDING MY BREATH FOR HELP:

	A:	Do nothing, it's a temporary contract position.		30%
	B:	Make some jokes about farting, and hope the new gu ...		24%
	C:	Make some general observations about how it stinks ...		25%
	D:	Light a match near the new guy and find out how ba ...		22%
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Dear Anyone,

OK, the other day I got in really big trouble at work. I almost got fired (I gave a friend of mine a discount when I shouldn't have). So, I was working the other day and my boss told me to come to his office to discuss my mistake. I got to his office and he told me the only way to keep my job was if I slept with him. But, it gets worse... my boss is 28 and I am 16. The thing is, I got this job to pay for my new car, and I don't want to lose it. But, I also don't want the fact that I slept with my much older boss to keep my job to be on my conscience forever. Please, I really need advice!!!

Almost Unemployed

WHAT'S YOUR ADVICE?

	A:	You should just quit, no questions asked.
	B:	Call his bluff and ignore your boss. He won't fire you--he's just being a creep.
	C:	Just sleep with the pervert. At least you can keep your car.
	D:	Secretly tape record your boss discussing his "offer." Then file a sexual harassment lawsuit and you might win money enough for 5 cars.

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