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Canadian author Lynn Coady has an opinion. This is her edgy but hilarious online advice column exclusive to DearAnyone.com.
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Coady of Conduct:I have been with my boyfriend for a little over a year. We just moved in together and I love him. So what's the problem? I don't like kissing him. He has A LOT of saliva in his mouth. It grosses me out. It's hurting our relationship. I can't talk to him about it. He's very sensitive and I don't want to hurt him.Wet MouthPunch him in the nuts! No, just kidding. It's not the cure-all one would suppose. So, saliva. I don't know. You must realize that with a problem like this, if you include the caveat: "I can't talk to him about it," you fairly tie an advice columnist's hands. Therefore my only suggestion is to slip him some kind of mouth-drying-out drug. It would be, of course, illegal, but he's less likely to find out it was you perpetuating abuse on his body than if you took the first course of action I mentioned. Sure you don't want to just try talking to him about it?________________________________
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